Programmer Expression

[source: oscarrodriguezcarmona]

Fakta tentang KENTUT – Part 2

Dulu aku pernah post pasal fakta tentang kentut. Yang nie part 2 pulak

Human Personality identification…

1. Kurang Jujur- org yg kentut tp menyalahkan org lain
2. Bengong- org yg thn kentut berjam2
3. yakin diri- org yg kentut dgn lantang
4. Sadis_org yg kentut dlm selimut lalu dikibaskan baunya
5. Strategik- org yg sembnyikan bunyi kentut dgn ketaw kuat2
6. mysterious-org yg kentut tp xdpt dikesan
7. gugup- tiba2 kentut apabila disergah
8. periang-kentut pelan-pelan, pastu senyum sorang2..

Haaa…senyum sorang2 nampak????

[source: nisa nasir]

Demi MMU yang Selamat, Undilah Parti Lebah

Calon Kerusi Presiden

Bertanding di kawasan: Main Gate 345

Our Vision Is

To ensure that an ideal university atmosphere exist in order that the staff and students achieve their objectives successfully.

Our Mission Is :

To create a perfect or absolute security for protection of life and property against criminal attack and for the preservation of peace. At the same time, to project the right image for the campus community to have confidence in, and respect its operations.

This would be achieved by functioning 24 hours a day and carrying out the following tasks and responsibilities :

• Provide security services against threat to physical security.
• Maintain peace and order in the campus.
• Prevent and investigate criminal offences.
• Monitor and implement traffic regulations.
• Enforce all security policies and procedures.
• Provide emergency services such as first aid, fire fighting and salvage operations.
• Receive, safe-keep and return all lost items to its lawful owner.
• Aid the authorities in any way it can during and after office hours.
• Maintain cordial relationship with other department within MMU and outside agencies such as Military, Police, Fire and Rescue Departments.

The E-Beez logo is copyrighted by MMU according to Term 9.1 and 9.2 MMU WEBSITE USE & ACCESS AGREEMENT. The logo is taken from MMU’s official website.
The Vision and Mission is taken from Security Demartment’s official website

Lafaz Niat Keluar Mengundi

Niat keluar mengundi Sabtu ini :- “Sahaja aku keluar BARISAN, naik ROKET menuju BULAN, kerana KEADILAN“

Kecederaan ThinkPad :- Pembedahan Penggantian Organ

IBM ThinkPad R40 aku masih lagi ditahan di unit rawatan rapi, Hospital Vital Computer, Plaza Low Yat. Menurut laporan yang baru aku terima, sekumpulan pakar bedah telah mencuba sedaya upaya untuk menyelamatkannya, namun selagi pemindahan organ yang mengalami kerosakan belum dilakukan, keadaan pesakit tidak akan pulih.

Setelah 4 buah hospital memaklumkan bahawa sememangnya tiada cara penyelesaian lain melainkan menukar organ yang rosak tersebut, akhirnya aku pasrah dan sekitar jam 12.45pm tadi, aku telah menghubungi pihak hospital untuk membuat kepastian sebelum tempahan organ dibuat. Pihak hospital memaklumkan bahawa organ yang ditempah akan tiba dalam masa 2 minggu lagi dan kos pembedahan dan pengantian organ menelan belanja RM900. Dengan mendapat restu kedua orang tua ku, aku pun bersetuju untuk menjalankan pembedahan penukaran organ tersebut.

Sama-sama lah kita mendoakan agar si pesakit, IBM ThinkPad R40, akan cepat pulih kerna kepulangannya amatlah dinanti-nantikan.

“Oi! cepat la baik oi!!! aku nak buat FYP nie!!!” (En Xanda, November 2007)