Joke of the day

Posted: February 28th, 2009 | Author: | Filed under: Jokes | Tags: | 5 Comments »

I’ve found this from one of the mailing list I subscribed.. Enjoy..

Dear employees,

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPE can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFT will be reviewed under the SCREW programme (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPE once, SHAFT twice and SCREW as many times as Management deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPE can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Eamings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFT or SCREW any further by Management.

Persons who are not RAPE and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring to the attention of your Supervisor. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.


The Managemt

5 Comments on “Joke of the day”

  1. 1 Farah said at 4:52 PM on February 28th, 2009:

    haha…lawak! =D

  2. 2 Ngah said at 4:23 AM on March 1st, 2009:

    Hahaha. Highly educated joke! XD

  3. 3 Interesting Schemes For Employees | World Of Mine said at 11:17 PM on March 10th, 2009:

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  4. 4 SHiDi said at 11:18 PM on March 10th, 2009:

    Reposted at my blog. Harap tak kisah =D

  5. 5 xanda said at 4:17 PM on March 11th, 2009:

    no problemo..

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